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Default If anyone forgets the corkscrew.....

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember geoff saying
something like:

A true Alkie would have just taken a hammer to the neck


Or a sabre.

I always find a handy spoon handle or screwdriver to push the cork in.