We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "ARWadsworth"
saying something like:


Satan get thee behind me. My mind is full of ideas as to what to do with the
dog ****(1).

Traditional schoolboy method.
Place in paper bag.
Place paper bag in owner's porch (or Porsche).
Set paper bag alight.
Ring doorbell.
Hide behind hedge.
Watch as owner answers door and stamps out the flames.

or...

Simply bag it up and put in a Jiffy and post it to him.