Well the Mound of the Hound of the Baskervilles was left outside my garden
gate last night. I played back my CCTV and I found the culprit and owner.
Now 24 hours later the same person has walked past with the same dog and
left another mound further down the street. I was ready this time and I
followed them home.

Satan get thee behind me. My mind is full of ideas as to what to do with the
dog ****(1).

--
Adam

(1) I know what I should do but I doubt I will.