On 2010-09-02, mike wrote:

Buy a casket with lug nuts. Then they can put your tires on it
when they bury you.
If you're tires are so bad that you worry about where to put them,
they need to be REPLACED.
Take a survey of your family members. "What color casket would you like?"

The correct answer!

I jes had my bad front tires replaced. The tire dealer said the tread
was already separating from the core and it was jes a matter of miles
before I lost a front tire. Replace them.

nb