And just where do you think the saying "Tit in a wringer" came from?

Philski

George wrote:

There can be other problems. SWMBO once had difficulty closing the safe
door, leaned in, and made the right biggern' the left for some time....

"C" wrote in message
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On Sat, 10 Jan 2004 21:17:29 -0500, Silvan wrote:

I don't remember the conversational circumstances that lead up to this
recollection, but my boss shared a tale from his days working in a
sawmill
that left me hurting.

I haven't been to the mill, and haven't seen the machine in question, so
I
can only imagine exactly what happened. The essence of it is that a
freshly-cut hunk o' log got away and tipped toward my boss. It fell and
trapped him with his penis pinned to a piece of angle iron on the edge
of
the conveyor or whatever.

YEEEEEEEEEEOWCH!

I'm sure there's a moral to this story, but I'm not sure what it is.


Moral: More women should get into woodworking.