In message , Michael A.
Terrell writes
10 years later, I tried to join again. I went to through the testing,
they wanted me so I went for the medical exam where I was told to bend
over. Well, the doctor looked up my backside and told me I was in
perfect health but I was too nearsighted.

He could tell you that from looking up your arse? That's one good
doctor...

;-)
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Kenny