An option (the lighter side):

When all else fails, try your favorite lady's a bra. When one side
fails, just spin it to the next breather cup.

Problematic isses, with various other types of masks? All those other
concerns won't be an issue with something else on your mind.

That really appeals to me. One that
you could just drop down around your neck to talk to someone

Conversation/subject matter won't be an issue, either. Your
vocabulary might even expand, a bit.

Sonny