We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "The Medway Handyman"
saying something like:

Good news for me :-)

http://www.diyweek.net/news/news.asp?id=13578

Unlikely to be a problem to the people here :-)

A "slotted screwdriver" sounds like a rare beast.