On Sun, 11 Jul 2010 21:38:55 -0500, Steve Turner
wrote the following:

I said:
Bailiff, whack his pee pee.

Are you Leslie Horwinkle?

I think that was Sister Mary Elephant. No, it was the judge.

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EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
which somehow eases those pains and indignities following
our every deficiency in foresight.