HeyBub wrote:
wrote:
Uh, the Harris County Sheriff's Academy (Houston). I was a cop
during the time I went to law school. Finally decided that neither
vocation was suitable (cops have no friends and lawyers have nothing
but enemies).
Too many bullies in LE, not enough in the practice of law 
)
Uh, yeah. Most cops, though, are Boy Scouts with guns, genuinely trying to
do a good turn daily. It's mighty discouraging sometimes.
Boy scouts with guns? Are you joshing? If they ever were boy scouts,
it was when they were young enough to be forced by their parents to
join. Boy scouts? I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type...and I've
heard all of the stories about copper bars, including the one where some
poor sucker tried an armed robbery
)
Cop: "Okay, listen up, asshole. You touch that woman again and you're going
to have ME to deal with! You got that straight?"
Mope: "You've go to be kidding. When I get her home, I'm gonna beat her so
bad she won't even be able to lay down!"