On Wed, 16 Jun 2010 13:59:17 -0500, Ignoramus27711
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On 2010-06-16, wrote:
On Wed, 16 Jun 2010 12:32:58 -0400, "Ed Huntress"
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"Gunner Asch" wrote in message
news On Wed, 16 Jun 2010 10:44:29 -0500, Ignoramus27711
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On 2010-06-16, Ed Huntress wrote:

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On Wed, 16 Jun 2010 08:44:23 -0400, "Ed Huntress"
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"Gunner Asch" wrote in message
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I had a similar problem. I literally nailed the assholes hand to the
bench and told him Id hunt him down and kill him if he told the
teacher
who had done it.

His name wasn't Hay-Soose by any chance, was it? d8-)

Jeez, another exciting gummer whoppe...er, adventure.

Somewhere there's a guy who attacks people with something similar to a
wood
mallet and who has a nail-hole scar in his hand. Watch out for him, he's
trouble. d8-)

I do not understand what are you guys talking about.


He is blithering about my having nailed Don Springs hand to the bench in
shop class. He doesnt believe it.

Shrug.

Given the really wierd things he does believe...one has to assume he is
..well...not mentally healthy.

Shrug

Gunner

Oh, heck, Gunner, we believe you. As I suggested, I've read Ecclesiastes,
too, and I appreciate a good aphorism as much as the next guy.

I figure you've picked up your literary style from the Holy Handloaders for
Buddha and Discount House of Pistol Primers. d8-)

Did he ask the guy to hold the nail while he pounded it? Or did he
hold the guy's hand down with one hand, while he held the nail with
his other hand, and swung the hammer with his third hand? Somebody
should make a movie about this school he went to, where there are
bullies who one day beat up folks, and the next stand still to get
their hands nailed to benches by nerdy 4H types. No, not what you
think, the one that's for hard-up tellers of humiliating harebrained
hogwash.

Yes, the logistics of it seem difficult.

Oh, don't worry, he'll elaborate as much as it takes for everyone to
tire of laughing at the story.

Maybe he used a nail gun?

40 years ago in shop class? About as likely as his quarter/half/three
quarter/several "acreage". His fantasy life is as rich as his real
life is poor.

Wayne