Gunner Asch on Mon, 07 Jun 2010 15:35:24 -0700
typed in rec.crafts.metalworking the following:

All for a 3 minute welding job...sigh.

So... Like computers, there is no such thing as a "quick fix"?

Or a short beer?

Or a quick trip to the store ...

Or buying only one thing at the store...

I think you have formed the data for a Good Scientific Saying!

Work on it, Ill help if needed and then present it here.

Similar to these..
http://www.basicjokes.com/dquotes.php?cid=16

Perhaps the world...is indeed ready for Pyotr's First Law of Welding
Dynamics (or something equally appropriate)

You're the welder. "There ain' no such thing as a free lunch, a
short beer, or a quick welding job."

Sometimes the simplest instructions lead to the longest work. Fix
the car. Clean the garage. Weld a bracket onto the trailer.
And sometimes the longer the instruction, the simpler the job.
"Clean up these two plate edges, then butt weld them together, Use
the Mig Welder an the #32 Johnson rod to do it, set to high." 'zip
buzz, done!"

--
pyotr filipivich
We will drink no whiskey before its nine.
It's eight fifty eight. Close enough!