"Gunner Asch" wrote in message
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During the 2000 presidential election, I caught a kid keying the Bush
sticker on the rear bumper of my truck, and then starting to key the
paint along the passenger door.

He ran to his (piece of ****) Honda car, at which point..I blocked his
vehicle so he couldnt get out. He screamed in panic and hate as I
approached..and then pulled out one of my pocket knives, showed it to
him..then proceeded to cut all of his valve stems..flattening his tires.

I could have..cut his sidewalls. I carry a stout knife. But figured the
lesson would stick by simply cutting off his valve stems. At no time did
he leave his (locked) vehicle..but hollared threats of all manner as I
worked my way around his car.

Before I left..I walked up to the drivers window..smiled at him..and
told him he was lucky I hadnt simply shot him and set the scene for a
"legitimate self defense shooting of a crazy kid".

I then drove off, leaving him sitting on 4 flat tires in the parking
lot. That election cycle, I had to replace that Bush sticker 4 times.

However...the best instance..was the day after Bush won..

I was traveling south on I5 headed to a customers place..and traffic was
stop and go. Another Honda, pulled up beside me..and the little ****tard
started screaming about Bush this and Bush that...really going nutzo and
totally out of his (pointed head) skull.

At which point..traffic started speeding up and I lifted a towel off the
floorboards, and looking out the window..started making crying faces at
him, wiping my eyes, and laughing at him. This enflamed the asshole even
more and he went totally bonkers, flipping the bird, screaming out the
passenger window, sticking his HEAD out the passenger window..all the
while I was making fun of him. The reason for this of course..was to
get him so wound up..that when the traffic suddenly came to a stop
again....G he was too wound up to realize that the car he was about
to crash into, was a good sized 4x4 high riding pickup with a really
protruding trailer hitch.

CRASH!!!!

That asshat smashed his car into that trailer hitch..and buried it all
the way into his grill. Taking out the grill the hood and spraying a
large cloud of steam out the now destroyed radiator.

The truck owner stopped..and got out..and was a really...really...really
big ol redneck.

As traffic started up again..I gave the kid the big big ****eating
grin..the bird..and drove away on to my service call.

The guy in the pickup...really didnt look really happy..and the
kid...eyes wide, mouth open in shock..watched me as I drove away.

Marvelous..simply ****ing marvelous...sigh..one of the best moments of
my life..to be remembered till I die a century from now.

Crom..but I love it when something like that comes together..and the
Leftwinger eats ****.

VBG

Gunner


Those events don't surprise me in the least. I can see any one of our
little leftists here pulling the same crap. Like I said, they have no
morals other than their Obamatron agenda.

Three years ago I bought a Ford van at auction from the Navy. It had a "Go
Navy" bumper sticker on the rear. The first thing I did was remove it as
not to offend the leftists. My thought is to apply conservative bumper
stickers to obvious leftists' cars as decoys. Maybe they'll turn on each
other.