On Fri, 04 Jun 2010 15:24:57 -0500, dpb wrote:

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but hey their job is to find problems.
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But, their job is not to make up stuff that isn't; too bad you don't
follow the same credo...

It may have been a tax appraiser (I forget). He measured the side
walls of the house. Instead of corner-to-corner, he walked down the
slop and took his reading at a diagonal.

Me: How did my house get so big?