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Default OT Michael Moore.

On Thu, 27 May 2010 13:43:08 -0700 (PDT), hibb
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On May 27, 4:11*pm, Oren wrote:
On Wed, 26 May 2010 00:29:10 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:



On May 26, 12:57?am, Oren wrote:
On Tue, 25 May 2010 17:30:00 -0500, "HeyBub"
wrote:


Jeff The Drunk wrote:
On Tue, 25 May 2010 12:13:18 -0700, harry wrote:


On the box in the UK the other night, his film about capitalism in
America which I'd heard of but not seen before. Hah. ?I couldn't
fault the man. ?He was so exactly correct.


Remember he is a film maker hence has ulterior motivation to be
entertaining first and informative second.


Second?


Thirds?


The same guy who stated that Cuba has better health care than the USA.


Imagine that.


How do you know it's not true as your gov. won't let you go and see
for yourself? *Cuban health care is free to everyone. Even you if you
could get there.


It's not true because your friend, Michael Moore said it! I have a
choice not to go too Cuba, but I can get there from other places.
Except I let my passport expire -- on purpose.

HC care is also free in the UK. (by use of taxes)

Example of UK HC:

Organs removed in donor mix-up

"Forty-five people whose wishes were wrongly recorded have since died
and health officials will contact some 20 families whose relatives had
organs taken against their recorded wishes"

"Bereaved families will be told that the organ donor records of
800,000 people were wrongly recorded, leading to organs being removed
from some loved ones without consent.

Forty-five people whose wishes were wrongly recorded have since died
and health officials will contact some 20 families whose relatives had
organs taken against their recorded wishes. "

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/lif...article7094454...

You are another of the brainwashed.


Call it as you wish. I'm not a Socialist, Marxists. Pink-O Communist.

Next you will say the Nazi invented propaganda.


Are you saying that horrible things that are a hell of a lot worse
than wrongly taking organs from dead people don't happen in the good
ole USA? Looks like you have that propaganda thing down pat.


Now, what did I say!?!

I use the TWO COW EXPLANATION.

Quoted, henceforth --

THE "TWO-COW EXPLANATION" OF WHAT MAKES...

A CHRISTIAN:
You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

A SOCIALIST:
You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your
neighbor.

A REPUBLICAN:
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?

A DEMOCRAT:
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being
successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you
to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for
then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor.
You feel righteous.

A COMMUNIST:
You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with
milk.

A FASCIST:
You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk.
You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to
sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow,
which was a gift from your government.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks
the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the
milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of
an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat
once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows but you don't know where they are. You break for
lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You
count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and
learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle
of vodka.

A MEXICAN CORPORATION:
You think you have two cows, but you don't know what a cow looks like.
You take a nap.

A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you. You charge for
storing them for others.

A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American
corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation
declares bankruptcy.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.