"Steve R." wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
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cavelamb wrote:

Larry Fishel wrote:
I assume most burglars are probably already aware that about half of
all homes contain guns. I also assume that most of them know to wait
until no one's home (at lest the ones that have lived very long at
it).

I'm not convinced these stickers/signs make much difference either
way.

"Intruders will be raped and then eaten."

My all time favorite is

"Trespassers will be violated".


Or the faded old, hand painted sign on a farm fence: 'Trespassers
will be prostituted'.


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A British research lab was being broken into a lot. They put up a sign
saying: "Trespassers will be experimented upon". The break-ins ended.


Did the lab research 'British Food'? ;-)


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Anyone wanting to run for any political office in the US should have to
have a DD214, and a honorable discharge.