In article , Ignoramus13363 wrote:
We had a burglary in our neighborhood, which was kind of unexpected,
and it made me wonder: if I put a few stickers on my house saying "I
don't call 911"

Dunno about that... but I remember reading, years ago, about a store owner who
was fed up with breakins in the middle of the night. His solution was to post
a sign reading "This store protected by shotgun three nights a week -- YOU
GUESS WHICH THREE"