Roger Shoaf wrote:


Jehovah Witnesses seem to keep coming back every year or so just to check if
you might be ready to hear their message.

I love it when the Witlesses come to the door, I ask things like "Why
is your version of the bible written by a committee, if it's divinely
inspired, it shouldn't take more than one writer, should it?"

They don't stay on the porch long.

NEVER invite them in.

David