Jim Thompson wrote:

On Fri, 07 May 2010 19:11:07 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote:


Jim Thompson wrote:

On Fri, 07 May 2010 02:43:27 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote:


flipper wrote:

On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:16:57 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote:


Jim Thompson wrote:

On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 15:20:03 -0500, flipper wrote:

On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 10:16:23 -0700, Jim Thompson
wrote:

Liberals are village idiots...

In their various marches against the new AZ "illegals" law, they're
calling for a boycott against "Arizona Iced Tea"...

The Arizona Beverage Company is a producer of various flavors of iced
tea, juice cocktails and energy drinks... based in Queens, New York
:-]

...Jim Thompson

That reminds me of "New York Texas Toast" which, I believe, is a
hanging offense in Texas.

There's a salsa _made_in_New_Jersey_.


Pace.

The parent company Campbell's (since 1995) is headquartered in New
Jersey but Pace is made in Paris Texas.

I was, of course, parodying the Pace commercial where the cowhands
discover cookie is trying to serve them an obviously inferior picante
sauce and when one looks at the bottle he exclaims: "made in NEW york
CITY?"

"Get a rope."

The "New York Texas Toast" label was sent to me by a friend in
Rochester, New York that I had told, among other Texas legends,
etiquette (like never ask someone if they're from Texas. If there are
you'll find out soon enough and if they aren't you don't want to
embarrass them) and facts, the Pace commercial.

It gets even better because "New York" brand is apparently made in
Ohio.


I liked the package of peanuts with the warning label: 'Caution!
This product processed on machines used with peanuts!'

Because about 1-in-200 are allergic to peanuts, ALL nut products not
processed on dedicated equipment must bear the warning:

MANUFACTURED ON EQUIPMENT THAT
PROCESSES PEANUT, OTHER TREE NUTS


I know that but if you open a package of peanuts, you expect peanuts.


[snip]

Lawyers don't :-P


What do you expect, after their 12 martini lunch?


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