On Tue, 4 May 2010 17:23:16 -0700, "Steve B"
wrote:

medical credentials

When the Physician's Assistant or a Nurse asked me "what is wrong with
him?" My pat answer was, "I don't know I'm not a doctor!"

Took a guy to the local "outside" hospital once with six (6) stab
wounds in his chest and one gurgling lung (red foam). The hospital
nurse, then asked me "what is wrong with him?".

Being tired of the same old question, I said to her: "He's running out
of air!"