On Mon, 03 May 2010 07:15:06 -0700, the infamous Winston
scrawled the following:

On 5/3/2010 6:44 AM, Larry Jaques wrote:
On Sun, 02 May 2010 22:31:02 -0700, the infamous Winston
scrawled the following:

On 5/2/2010 2:50 PM, Jim Wilkins wrote:

(...)

I'd be happy if I got it for half price with that hopelessly
unrepairable defect.

You are right, of course. I *should* have asked for a
discount. I was in a good mood though and the thought
just didn't occur at the time.

Turn in your Handyman Club of America card immediately, young man.

Can I still use the Secret Handshake?

Not in public. You'll go blind!

--
Courage is the power to let go of the familiar.
-- Raymond Lindquist