Nonny wrote:
My earlier post about the leaking faucet reminded me of a prank my kids
pulled on my wife many, many years back. Perhaps it'll inspire you to
have some fun as well. Back then, our kitchen sink had a typical
faucet, with a separate dish sprayer. My kids decided to place rubber
bands around the thumb lever of the dish sprayer, so that it was
continually on. When placed in the sink opening, it was almost
impossible to notice the rubber bands.

The next morning, Mrs. Nonny went to the sink to fill the coffee maker,
fliping on the cold water. Rather than running out the faucet, the
water sprayed horizontally from the dish sprayer, hitting her in the
face and chest. It was not something she expected or appreciated. Of
course, both kids were grounded. . . and that lasted about 30 seconds.


I put an exploding load in what I thought were my brother's smokes.
My brother walked by holding his pack and I realized that it was my
father's cigarettes I had booby trapped. I started tearing cancer
sticks apart trying to find the smokers surprise when my pop (no pun)
walked by and snatched the pack away from me while heading for his
recliner. A short time later I heard the sound I feared which was
the very cigarette he picked blowing up in his mouth. The language
he yelled was that which he used when he was a sergeant in the army.
It was so funny, he couldn't do anything to me.

TDD