"Vinny From NYC" wrote in message
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On Wed, 21 Apr 2010 21:15:02 -0700 (PDT), Harry K
wrote Re New Stihl Chainsaw:

For looonngg bars there are the "two power head"adaptations. Power
head on both ends, two operators.

No such thing. It would be nearly impossible to sync the speed of the
two heads.

Golly. I need to go lay down. I saw one of those saws on TV one time on a
logging show. It made such an impression on my mind that I actually
remembered it. But I must have been in an altered state of consciousness,
as you say there is no such thing.

I used to believe in the Statue of Liberty. But one day, during a deep
session in analytical thinking, I reasoned that since I personally, me, had
never personally seen the Statue of Liberty that it does not exist, and must
have been a recreation in some Hollywood backlot. Same with Stonehenge and
the Taj Majal.

I threw away all my National Geographics, and now my life is MUCH simpler.
If I don't see it, it doesn't exist, and people who say these things do
exist have some sinister hidden agenda that I must protect myself from.

I also deleted from my memory banks those old double engine dragsters and
drag bikes that had two engines. Now that you have cleared that up in my
mind, I know that they were some drug and alcohol induced hallucination,
and my mind is much clearer without that information.

I used to reason that if the two engines did not perform exactly the same,
the slower one would slow down the faster one, or that the faster one would
make the slower one go faster. And if they DID actually run at a very close
speed, that the power would be increased dramatically. I also cleared from
my soft hard drive all the thousands of times I have seen machinery with
multiple engines. Oh, dopey me. What WAS I thinking, and what DID I see?

Your mind must be VERY clear. I want to be like you some day.

Steve

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