"aemeijers" wrote in message
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Puzzled why the cops would want a deposition from a relative that
apparently doesn't even live there, or have enough first-hand knowledge to
describe the items off the top of his head. Not that cops work real hard
on matching recovered stolen goods with the owners anyway, in most cases.
(In this part of the country, it usually goes straight to the auction,
even if the owners name is printed right on it. And funny how the Really
Nice stuff never seems to make it as far as the auction.)

I smell an insurance company in here somewhere.

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aem sends...

Insurance companies do have a specific odor if you have ever dealt with them
on a claim. Some might say it smells like manure.

Most times they won't even kiss you first.