On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:17:11 -0500, -MIKE-
wrote:

Welcome to the life of those confined to wheelchairs.

Next time I bonk my kneecap, I'm going to suck it up and think of you.

That's not what usually happens to me though. If it's a strange table
such as in a restaurant, everybody ends up looking at me as some
pervert. I've gotten into the habit of feeling around pretty good
under the table edge or even better, putting my head down there to
take a look.