"Tim" wrote in message
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On Apr 1, 2:42 pm, Bruce wrote:
On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:36:31 +0100, PeterC

wrote:

Men only, I hope:

What's wrong with girl wee? or is the thought of the female execution
of the task? (Stooped over the compost heap)

Well, I'd imagine that if it were true, and this weren't April Fool's day,
the reasoning would be that the men's wee would come from the urinals, where
no poo and paper would be present. :-)