"Dave Plowman" wrote in message
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In article ,
PoP wrote:
You've not seen my burglar alarm/elephant scarer, then?

Which part of the country do you have a problem with elephants in
then?

But I don't have a problem with elephants - the scarer is such a success.



How's it work? A picture on the gate with "beware of the mouse" and a sign
saying "no buns kept on the premises overnight"???



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Richard Sampson

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