On 2010-02-26 17:46:21 -0500, "Nonny" said:

Luxury cars now offer a great seating option for politicians.
These seats blow heated air onto their backside in the winter and
cooled air in the summer. If sold to voters, though, the car seats
are modified to just blow smoke up the voter's rump year-round

"Blowing smoke up someone's ass" was an occupation -- this was one of
the methods once touted to determine if the deceased was really, truly
dead.