On Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:19:17 -0500, aemeijers
wrote:

Stormin Mormon wrote:
Me, well, usually once or twice. Wait till I'm a
senior citizen! My score will improve.


Waking up to pee is better than NOT waking up and peeing anyway....


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_Three Old Men_

Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily
functions.

The 70 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every
morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."

The 80 year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I
sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a
bowel movement."

The 90 year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I
crap like a cow."

So what's your problem?" ask the others.

"I don't wake up until nine!"