On Feb 13, 6:46 am, Harry Bloomfield
wrote:
Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our
door and asks '...are you the home owner?'

Salesmen seem to be too stupid to know how to open my gate. So I don't
get any salesmen or Halloween visitors.

This gate:
http://i42.tinypic.com/2r478dg.jpg