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Default Are you the homeowner?
On Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:46:20 GMT, Harry Bloomfield
wrote:

Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our
door and asks '...are you the home owner?'

1. A sign which reads "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be
shot again" (stolen from a sign in America)

2. "No, I'm the squatter".
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