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ARWadsworth writes

"Usenet Nutter" wrote in
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On Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:46:20 GMT, Harry Bloomfield
wrote:

Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our
door and asks '...are you the home owner?'

Say nothing ...just point to the little card on the door that says
" No Sales Persons,No Collectors " and shut the door.

That is the correct answer. But I use an A4 sized display in the window
that is visible to visitors before they get to the door.


I used to have one I brought back from Indonesia on the front room bay
window

I would point at it and say

"Can't you read ****ing Indonesian ?"

gone now

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geoff