On Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:36:24 +0000, Toby wrote:

"Harry Bloomfield" wrote in message
. uk...
Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our
door and asks '...are you the home owner?'

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"....what colour underwear are you wearing?"

That's what I use on the US-based "you have won a holiday" people, the
female ones at least. The male ones...I ask the colour of their
boyfriend's underwear.

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