Usenet Nutter
wibbled on Friday 12 February 2010 20:04

On Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:46:20 GMT, Harry Bloomfield
wrote:

Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our
door and asks '...are you the home owner?'

Say nothing ...just point to the little card on the door that says
" No Sales Persons,No Collectors " and shut the door.

Point to the door under the stairs and say "Just go down to the cellar and
wait, I won't be a moment..."

--
Tim Watts

Managers, politicians and environmentalists: Nature's carbon buffer.