"Usenet Nutter" wrote in message
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On Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:46:20 GMT, Harry Bloomfield
wrote:

Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our
door and asks '...are you the home owner?'

Say nothing ...just point to the little card on the door that says
" No Sales Persons,No Collectors " and shut the door.

That is the correct answer. But I use an A4 sized display in the window that
is visible to visitors before they get to the door.

The blind lady collecting for guide dogs did not see it, but what the hell,
I gave her £20.

Adam