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Default A test for young people

Stormin Mormon wrote:
Ask people you know who are under 25, you'll be amazed at
the
answers!

1. What is a record player?

Tiger Woods.


2. What is a dial telephone?

One you can use as soap.


3. Who were the Beatles?

Cousins to the cockroaches.


4. What is an 8-track tape player?

This depends - There are 8 track cartridge players AND 8 track recorders
used for recording musicians.


5. How many major wars occured in the 20th century?

Depends on whose definitions of "major war" you use.
There have been at least 145 conflicts with death totals over 20,000
persons.


6. What is inflation?

What happens if you get breast implants.


7. What is the cheapest price you can remember for gas?

All you can eat Tacos at Golden Corral- $5.00


8. What was the draft?

What happens when someone doesn't close the door...


9. How were things done before computers?

Depends on what room you are in at the time!!!


10. How did people send a letter before e-mail?

Morse Code





How many did I get right....

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Steve W.