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The Daring Dufas wrote:

Stormin Mormon wrote:
I wasn't sure if you were grabbing, when you came by in the
drunken stupor, and told me to get my fat a$$ out of your
way. I will admit, that I was blocking the entire doorway
and half the living room, but you didn't have to call me
fat. I mean, just cause I need an electric cable hoist to
get off the pot, doesn't mean I'm fat. Just cause I need a
license plate to cross the street, oh, dear. Now I'm going
to cry. I think I just farted, and killed the dog.


Believe it or not, I've never consumed an alcoholic beverage in
my life. I don't need drugs to be crazy. *giggles*

TDD

Some men are born crazy while some have crazy thrust upon them. Can I
assume that you are the former (g)??

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To find that place where the rats don't race
and the phones don't ring at all.
If once, you've slept on an island.
Scott Kirby "If once you've slept on an island"