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Default Global Warming My Frozen Butt!

On Jan 7, 8:09*am, "HeyBub" wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:

It's 28°F right now and the weather gnomes predict 37°F and rain/snow
by late morning and a number of schools have been closed. Southerners
panic at the thought of that mysterious white flaky, fluffy cold stuff
falling from the sky. We must all kneel and pray to the football gods
to protect us.


Yep, but it's what you're used to.

When a hurricane enters the Gulf, all our northern visitors look down and
say: "Feet, make tracks!" Meanwhile us natives stock up on beer and
strawberry pop-tarts.

P-A-R-T-Y !


Like Ron White says, "It ain't That the wind is a blowin', it's What
the wind is a blowin". A feller chained himself to a light pole saying
that his body can withstand hurricane force wind. I guess he didn't
count on getting hit by that Volvo.

David