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Default Suburbanite shoots two home invasion suspects

Let the Record show that Gunner Asch on or
about Tue, 29 Dec 2009 16:55:32 -0800 did write/type or cause to
appear in rec.crafts.metalworking the following:

Let's say the neighbors hear the commotion and call it in. I would. I
guarantee you that the police will respond code 3 and force in hand and deal
with it as a home invasion until they sort it out, and then you will be
immediately taken to the ground by a fat cop who will accidentally fall on
top of you and handcuff you, and then either get a really good ass chewing,
citing for trespass, arrest for whatever the officers come up with, thumped
on the head, pepper sprayed, or any or all of the combinations above. You
may spend a few days in jail or the hospital IF the homeowner doesn't kill
you first.

Call the cops, people, even if you don't like them. Funny how people who
don't like cops call them when they need them.

Going on another person's property for any reason is a BAD BAD idea. People
will entice and incite you go do so, staying on their own property
purposely, and once you go in there, they got you.

Steve



Indeed. Very very well stated.


Call the cops, that's what you pay taxes for. I'm laughing to
myself because of a story I heard, decades ago, in a state far far
away. Seems that there had been a, err, business conflict over
marketing territories in the recreational pharmaceutical distribution
industry. Little Pharma, I guess you could call it these days.
Anyway, a certain Mr X, we shall call him, set fire to his
competitor's domicile. Did commit arson, a misdemeanor. Unfortunately,
his competitor was currently recovering from injuries which required a
full body cast, and was unable to make a timely egress from the
conflagration, transforming it into "Arson, a felony." But, no clues.
My friend, he calls Concerned Citizen line, and, to use the old
film noir cliche "dropped a dime on ol' Mr X." The cops came, busted
him, and sent him away for an extended vacation at a resort so
exclusive, you need a judge's recommendation to stay there. The Grey
Bar Hotel, aka the Federable Pen.
When it came out that this is what my friend had instigated, his
response was "We're small businessmen. We pay taxes. Aren't we
entitled to a little of that Policing and Community Protection they're
always talking about? Besides, this way, our hands are clean."

And so, it is always a good thing to call the cops, and let the
professionals handle things. You can be a good citizen and let them
know what is happening, but they're the ones paid to carry the gun.

And next week boys and girls, we'll explain how the bootleggers
and the church goers have a common cause when it comes to keeping a
community Alcohol Free.
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pyotr filipivich
We will drink no whiskey before its nine.
It's eight fifty eight. Close enough!