"YAPH" wrote in message
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Heh! One of my customers called me up with no heating or hot water (combi)
after Brutish Gas had been and done their annual service. Turned out
they'd left the gas emergency control valve off after doing a tightness
test. Sorted over the phone, though I suppose I should have gone over and
checked the test nipple.

This wasn't about two weeks ago?
There is a house about two miles away from me that exploded.