Ron Lowe wrote:
Steve Walker wrote:

For an added bonus, you can probably allocate specific ringtones to
known callers.

I have a good 'Oh, No!' for calls from work.

In a similar vein, I use this for the same purpose:
http://www.eventsounds.com/wav/psycho.wav

(for texts I'm afraid I use the CTU ringtone from "24" on the telly)

David