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Default Antifreeze - and welfare people

I'm in NYS, and a friend of mine in South Carolina knows an
identical someone. Product of the welfare system. Born,
bred, and kept alive by taxpayer dollars. The person in
question has been employed, for up to a couple weeks at a
time. Married a welfare woman, with three welfare daughters.
Mom watches Rikki Lake, Sally Jessy, and all the daytime
drams. The three daughters now in their teens all have
boyfriends, and one also has girlfriends. Lives at present
entirely on taxpayer dollars. Declares that it's not
welfare. It's some other program, but not welfare. Watches
Cable TV, with cable internet, smokes, and has already been
brought back to life after a massive heart attack. Takes
four or five pills a day, paid by the tax payer. Gave up
salt for his health, but still smokes two packs a day. Packs
which are purchased with tax payer money.

Did you hear about the guy who had a clone made of himself?
Problem is, the clone had a potty mouth. Finally he pushed
the clone to his death, off a cliff. The police charged him
with making an obscene clone fall.

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Christopher A. Young
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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in
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I think I know these people, or one of their 400,000 clones!