On Dec 4, 8:14*pm, "HeyBub" wrote:
Tom Watson wrote:
Ain't this Global Warming A Bitch!?!

We were warned:

"However widely the weather varies from place to place and time to time,
when meteorologists take an average of temperatures around the globe they
find that the atmosphere has been growing gradually cooler for the past
three decades. The trend shows no indication of reversing. Climatological
Cassandras are becoming increasingly apprehensive, for the weather
aberrations they are studying may be the harbinger of another ice age." -- *
Time Magazine

http://www.junkscience.com/mar06/Tim...June241974.pdf

On another group I predicted:
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* School closings.
* Freeway closings.
* Runs on canned goods, candles, batteries, and strawberry pop-tarts.
* Widespread panic as residents try to flee by going south only to discover
the Gulf of Mexico. They will weep uncontrollably.
* Overflowing emergency rooms and church pews.
* Flight cancellations (there are NO snow plows at Houston airports).
* Confusion on the part of feral cats.
* A drop-off in crime as goblins conclude they're having a bad trip.
* A five or six-fold increase in auto collisions.
* Reporters will contribute to the mass unrest ("This just in: The Kroger
store on Left Elbow Ave. is OUT OF BOTTLED WATER. Residents advised to run
for their lives!").
* Children, bundled up in every bit of clothing they own, will scrape snow
from car hoods and construct six-inch high snowmen. They will call it good.
* There will be NO keg parties as there were during hurricane Yikes. Some
will swear off booze entirely (these heart-felt oaths have usually been
proven to be temporary).

Pray for us.
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For a report on the devastation, visitwww.chron.com, the website of the
Houston Chronicle. Note also the user-contributed pictures there of the rack
and ruin wroght by the wrathful gods. Also note the front-page instructions
on how to steer out of a skid.

It hasn't snowed this early in Houston since they started keeping records,
right after our Second War of Independence.

This was the first snow-free November in 162 years in the City Of
Toronto.
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not that it means anything, but those global warming doom-sayers are
creating a lot of heat with their jaws.