On Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:06:35 -0500, Stormin Mormon wrote:

For using candles, a good table or surface is needed. Lay down a pie or
cake pan, in case the candle falls over. Keep curtains, papers, etc, away.
Keep out of reach of combustible children, or cats soaked in kerosene.

How to turn a cat into a dog:

Soak it in naphtha, toss a match, and it goes "WOOF!" ;-)

Equal opportunity:

How to turn a dog into a cat:

Get out the Skil-Saw, apply it to the dog, and it goes "MEEEEEOOOWWWW!"

Cheers!
Rich