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dgk wrote:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091121/...en_mall_frenzy

Had I been in that melee, I could have been killed. Hopefully it
would have taken weeks, but I'd be dead nonetheless.


Maybe you could have drawn a gun and shot a few of the rioting teenage
girls. That would have made bigger news.


Hmm. With only 17 shots, plus five in the BUG*, I couldn't have made much of
a difference. Had the girls been nice and orderly, and standing in a LINE,
the bullets would, admittedly, go farther, but, still....

If, however, they could all keep their panties dry while I made a quick trip
to the truck...

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* BUG - Back Up Gun.