On 19 Nov 2003, Bay Area Dave spake unto rec.woodworking:

hmm... you only cursed once. I think that's a record, Scotty! I will
not limit my posts, but feel free to respond to only three of mine per
day, with serious responses to serious WW questions. We can both skip
all the OT bs and make EVERYONE happier in the process.

So, meet me half way? That's the deal. Ball's in your court.

Sorry, Dave. It's your diarrhea of the mouth, in conjunction with
constipation of the brain, that's at the heart of the issue.

It's only for two weeks. Can't even bear the thought of it, can you?


On 19 Nov 2003, Bay Area Dave spake unto rec.woodworking:


Scott, you never cease to amaze me with your venom. Have you tried
therapy to deal with your anger? I feel a limerick about to be
born...

There once was a crackpot named Scott
Who wasn't as smart as he thought
For always he demeaned others
Knew not the meaning of "brothers"
Will his vitriol ever stop?


Uh, Dave, that link goes back to June, when you were
flapping your
gums about things of which you knew even less than you do now.
There's no vitriol there, just a bit of pointed humor.

Here's a dare for you. I dare you to post no more than
three times a
day for two weeks. I guarantee that if you put a bit more thought
into your posts, actually THINKING about your questions a bit before
flooding the NG with them, you would see far fewer responses of an
insulting nature. It is the incessant chatter, pointless blather,
and useless responses to countless threads that fuels my desire to
dope-slap you all the time.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Familiarity breeds contempt.

Think you can do it? Three times a day, for two weeks.
Shut your
yap and listen instead of reporting every stupid goddamn thing you do
all day long. The only responses you'll get from me will be of a
serious, helpful nature. For two weeks, at least.

Scott