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ARWadsworth wrote:
The daughter had been a compete PITA complaining about the noise etc we
made in a morning spoiling her sleep etc so when we removed these two
boards and found her stash of bondage equipment and saucy underwear I
thought that it was my duty to feed the switch wire for the light
through her crotchless panties etc before replacing the floorboards.

Out of decency I did not screw the boards down with anti-tamper screws.

;-) ;-)

Carry on like this and you'll be a rival to Bill Wright...

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Dave Plowman London SW
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