Tim W wrote:
Explaining magnetism to little children:
"The magnet has a boy end and and a girl end and a boy and a girl like to
hold hands. Magnets aren't gay so two boys or two girls push each other
away..."

The magnet has a boy end and and a girl end. Hmmm... The magnet is a
Hermaphrodite.

One too many 'ands' there as well.

Needs work

--
Adrian C