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Default Poem of the week - for diyers
wrote:
A charlatan called asshole Farrel
Preferred to wear ladies' apparrel.
In panties and bra
He cried "Shout who you are!
I'm a titsy old slapper called Carol!"

Thank you
There was a young tosser from Cheam
Who invented a wanking machine
At the very fourth stroke
the ****ing thing broke
and pounded his balls to a cream!
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