On Aug 31, 10:42*pm, samson wrote:
In article m,
says...





Well, I don't personally hate him. Don't even know the guy.

But that's the title of the latest piece by one of my favorite
columnists in the /Berkeley Daily Planet/, Matt Cantor, local owner of a
home-inspection business who writes a weekly column on home repair and
maintenance.

Here's a sample:

* *I do genuinely hate these specific shows: "Hometime," "This Old House"
* *and "The New Yankee Workshop." I hate them for one simple reason: they
* *make most people feel like idiots. Even if a show only demonstrates how
* *to build a basic chest of drawers, it does a lousy job of preparing the
* *average Joe or Joan for the task. In the end, the show provides nothing
* *more than boutique shopping and showing off. I suppose that would be a
* *lot of fun if you only want to learn that you?as a homeowner or stock
* *broker or bank clerk?know nothing about houses or furniture or nails and
* *that you?ll never stand a chance of doing more than hanging a picture on
* *the wall.

* *On shows like these, the jobs are made to look so darned easy. All the
* *materials are waiting for assembly and nothing is spoiled, the wrong
* *type or missing. The air gun never misfires and the compressor never
* *needs to be drained (yes, you have to drain compressors daily because
* *they fill up with water and will rust out if you don?t do so). That?s
* *another thing I hate: in actuality, there are many small details that
* *fill a contractor?s day (or your day when you play contractor) but
* *they?re neatly edited out, just as they are in a cooking show. Just pop
* *the raw one in the oven and Voila, the new freshly baked one comes right
* *out of the other oven.

(See article at
http://berkeleydailyplanet.com/issue.../article/33531)

It sounds like your favorite columnist is hurting for
things to write about. Does he seriously want Norm to
stop the show to drain the compressor?

Sincerely,

Bradley Nailer

Norm could quickly read off a laundry list, some of the items being:

Wear nitrile gloves when using yukkie stuff.
Drain your compressor.
Safety glasses often aren't enough. Wear Goggles.
Do NOT use a hair-dryer in the bath tub.